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Thursday, 14 March 2013

An Introduction

So hi I'm Karen, or if you are on Steam hi I'm flo, or if you are on Xbox or twitter hi I'm floradorable. Good God I have a lot of personalities and I could go on....
Well what can I say, at this very point in time I have been in existance for 34 years..ugh typing that makes me feel old...anyway currently single but looking for Mr Right and maybe even "The one" (if you are lucky maybe one day I will tell the beuatiful fairy tale that is known as Flo's Love life)
I love to game, currently obsessed with Borderlands 2, Oh how I love my Sal! In my head he's a bit of a ladies man (he's a lover not a fighter, though you wouldn't think that when he is shouting "GUNZERKER" at the top of his lungs whilst dual-wielding a rocket launcher and Torgue assault rifle oh and laughing and singing to himself as another psycho midget squeals and bleeds out) I also reckon he's bit of a *whispers* drunk but a lovable drunk well if you like that sort of thing, ahem.
Typical, only been here 5 minutes and Im already blabbering on about BL2.
Anyway Im doing this blog so I have something to look back on in my old age, perhaps make me feel like I did something in my "youth" ( ya-huh 34 is still young!!) However even if I just cheer up a few friends and maybe even make them laugh along the way my work here is done.
So lets do this and in the infamous words of Joe from Reservoir Dogs *clears throat and puts on best US accent* "Let's go to work"

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